Seth's Bike Wash

Seth has decided that he wants to open up his own car wash. He has started practicing on his bikes. He is using the hair cutting spray bottle to get them wet.

Then he is using only the finest, German made, shammy to wipe them down.

He wants to focus on customer service. His motto is,
"Service With A Smile."

The Metal Munching Maniac

There has been a great buzz lately around the city of Richfield; reaching as far south as Cedar City. It has been said that a creature is stalking the poor citizens of these fine towns and munching on their metal belongings. It is a well known fact that this creature likes to eat forks and spoons and anything made of silver. Car fenders are its second favorite treat. The creature was first seen chewing up stop signs and causing all kinds of accidents. Now it seems that the creature has turn to salvaging in residential areas as well. Locking your doors will not stop this creature, since it can easily chew through door knobs with a single chomp. Some may think that this creature would be easily recognizable, due to the fact that it is missing quite a few teeth. The issue is that this creature looks like any other second grader. Also, the teeth that are lost during one day's hunt, grow back that very same night. This creature does most of its stalking between the hours of 6:30 pm and 8:30 pm; it does have to get to bed at a reasonable hour, since it has school the next day. If the creature is spotted, please do not attempt to catch it. Please call the head director of the Society of Abnormal Bicuspids, Mrs. Prisbey.



This is a picture of what the creature looks like at night, since that is when you are most likely to encounter the creature. Do not panic, just run for your life. Screaming at the top of your lungs does help to confuse the creature, and it stops the pursuit to look around thinking that its little brothers are getting into its stuff.

Bat Boy Gets His Big Shot

As always, I was at DI looking for anything to catch my eye. I have been looking for a few things, and I do not want to go to the hardware store and buy them brand new. I will just wait until I happen to find them at DI, and gladly pay the discounted, gently-used price. As we were about to leave, I found a nice little T-Ball stand shoved to the back of the bottom shelf. I had walked passed that spot five or six times already. Luckily, Seth was playing on some little scooter and I was chasing him around; stopping him from running over other people's feet. As I bent down to grab Seth, I saw it on the very bottom at the very back. I almost bought one a year ago through Carbon County School District. You know the schools get the best equipment. This one had a slight tear at the top, where it had been beat repeatedly. I fixed that with gorilla glue and it is like new.

He really likes it a lot. He always wants to play with it. He has been using a little bat that my Mom bought for me at Wrigley's Field. He is getting pretty good at only hitting the ball. Seth loves sports. He mostly plays basketball and baseball and drives around his little trucks. The picture above is funny, because his eyes are closed.

Seth has gotten pretty good at baseball and now is followed everywhere he goes. He has started to wear sunglasses to protect his eyes from the flash photography of the Paparazzi.

Seth got these snazzy glasses at the Blue and Gold banquet the other night. They are way to dark and he cannot even see out of them. He runs into the way and trips other things when he is wearing them. He sometimes lets them slid down his nose so that he can see where he is going. I mean who makes these things for kids and knows that they are putting themselves in great danger every time that they put them on.