There has been a great buzz lately around the city of Richfield; reaching as far south as Cedar City. It has been said that a creature is stalking the poor citizens of these fine towns and munching on their metal belongings. It is a well known fact that this creature likes to eat forks and spoons and anything made of silver. Car fenders are its second favorite treat. The creature was first seen chewing up stop signs and causing all kinds of accidents. Now it seems that the creature has turn to salvaging in residential areas as well. Locking your doors will not stop this creature, since it can easily chew through door knobs with a single chomp. Some may think that this creature would be easily recognizable, due to the fact that it is missing quite a few teeth. The issue is that this creature looks like any other second grader. Also, the teeth that are lost during one day's hunt, grow back that very same night. This creature does most of its stalking between the hours of 6:30 pm and 8:30 pm; it does have to get to bed at a reasonable hour, since it has school the next day. If the creature is spotted, please do not attempt to catch it. Please call the head director of the Society of Abnormal Bicuspids, Mrs. Prisbey.
This is a picture of what the creature looks like at night, since that is when you are most likely to encounter the creature. Do not panic, just run for your life. Screaming at the top of your lungs does help to confuse the creature, and it stops the pursuit to look around thinking that its little brothers are getting into its stuff.
4 comments:
Well, you have really outdone yourself this time. You should put this energy into your lessons rather than your blog.
anonymous show yourself! ha ha
Jennifer should know all about this she has been bit by this creature!
I found one of m's papers from 1st grade yesterday that said "Mrs. Prisbey is my teacher, I like her shirt, I don't like that she steals my lunch money but what can I do?!
ha ha ha ha. I told Mariah not to worry about those teeth her Mother would get her braces.
Amy Jo was Mariah writing this into a radio station for advice? She is just way too funny.
The paper I found was just a writing activity. She didn't put that Mrs. Prisbey stole her lunch money. It is just a joke between us and Thomas because he would tease her that Mrs. Prisbey served time for stealing kid's lunch money.
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